January 20, 2012
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Why do all the GOP presidential hopefuls have weird names?
Mitt Romney, what is Mitt short for? Ron Paul sounds like a dull porn name. Newt Gingrich - the fuck? Newt is a type of reptile (is his name Newton? If so why not go by Newton?) Gingrich? Rick Santorum sounds like he’s a scooby Do villain and Rick Perry sounds like a minor character in an episode of Diagnosis Murder.
